March 28, 2017
Evil Lair available in the heart of New York City!
Located just steps from Manhattan's storied Central Park (perfect for hosting al fresco Satanic rituals or disposing of bodies) this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to acquire your own secret lair in the heart of Gotham City.
- Designed by the prestigious Beaux-Arts architectural firm Carrère and Hastings
- Built as the original home of the First Church of Christ, Scientists in NYC
- Robust solid granite construction, able to resist assault by small arms fire and most crew-served weapons systems.
- Private garage and driveway; plenty of room for your batmobile or armored assault vehicle with speedy access to major highways.
- Majestic stone obelisk towers over the park, ideal for summoning Zuul, or the Gatekeeper, minion of Gozer or for channeling energy from the dark underworld.
- Prime location in the world's financial capital; hundreds of banks and financial institutions available to launder funds or receive illicit payments.
This unique property will not be on the market for long. Contact Stuart M. Saft, Esq. of Holland & Knight for further details.
March 28, 2017 at 10:44 AM | Permalink
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